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08 September 2010 @ 08:36 pm
「Naruto」 Accident  
Originally posted on December 10th, 2007.

Title: Accident
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Naruto/Sasuke
Word Count: 274
Rating: PG
Warnings: Implied masturbation, implied oral sex.
Author's Notes: Naruto gets a helping hand. Still speech-only.

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"Naruto, I'm home- What are you doing?"
"What does it look like? Now either help or come back in five minutes."
"Five, huh."
"Shut up. Just because I'm not a frigid... bastard..."
"You know, I kind of like you like this."
"Says the guy with his hand down his pants."
"Shut-- aah!"
"Relax, will you?"
"Oh god."
"You know, I haven't exactly done this before."
"You're doing fine! Don't stop!"
"That's what I thought."
"Oh god, this is the hottest thing ever."
"Really, Sasuke, I... God, Sasuke-!"
"If you don't get your hands out of my hair this second I'm going to stop and never do this again."
"And for god's sake, shut up."
"Yes dear-- aah!"
"Guide me."
"God, Sasuke! Yes! Oh, f-fuck-!"
"...you asshole."
"I'm sorry!"
"You could have fucking warned me first!"
"I couldn't!"
"How the fuck am I going to get it out of my hair?!"
"Lots of shampoo?"
"Get away from me."
"...don't forget the bit on your cheek."
"Oh god, it's on my face?!"
"I'm sorry!"
"Yeah, you look really sorry."
"I am! I just couldn't help it... You were really good."
"Really. Way better than I would have thought."
"...what are you implying?"
"Nothing! ...God, can I just get you some tissues or something and forget this ever happened?"
"You're kidding, right? I'm going to tell everyone how you can't last even five minutes."
"But then you'll have to tell them why."
"...you know what, forget it. This is the last time I'm ever going to do anything for you. Ever."
"Damn it, Naruto, dig up! Aargh!"