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08 September 2010 @ 08:22 pm
「Naruto」 Query  
Originally posted on November 28th, 2007.

Title: Query
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Naruto/Sasuke
Word Count: 295
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: Experimenting with a different writing style.

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"Sasuke."
"What."
"Have you ever thought about... sex?"
"I'm seventeen, Naruto."
"Not like that, you pervert. I meant with me."
"No."
"No?"
"Not ever."
"You're kidding! How could you not think about this body -- I mean, look at these muscles!"
"I have them too, moron. It's a side effect of being a ninja."
"Yeah, but you having sex with yourself would just be weird. Although I'm sure Sakura would pay good money to see that..."
"Don't get any ideas."
"It'd be too easy, anyway."
"You and your damn bunshin."
"Heh."
"Why do you ask?"
"Hm?"
"About sex, you idiot."
"Oh, right. Well, as you said, we are seventeen. I mean, kisses are great and all, but we could die any time and then I'd never know what it was like."
"I see."
"I didn't mean it like that. I just really want to. With you. If you want."
"What, right now?"
"Do you really have any objections? ...ow, what was that for?"
"You really think I'm that easy? Shame on you."
"What, you want dinner and a movie first? It's not like I'm trying to pick you up from a bar or something."
"Why did I ever agree to date you?"
"Because you love my hair, obviously."
"You are such an idiot."
"Hey, you're right, it does need to be cut again. Thanks for the reminder."
"Any time."
"Aw, don't get all pissy."
"I'm not pissy."
"Sure you're not."
"Bite me."
"Where?"
"Pervert."
"You love me."
"Hn."
"Admit it."
"Make me."
"Why Sasuke, I thought you'd never ask."
"Aargh, stop that."
"Why?"
"...it tickles."
"How cute!"
"Shut up, Naruto-- and for god sake, stop tickling me!"
"Make me."
"If you stick your tongue out at me one more time... Right, that's it; come here..."